(sitting in living room, discussing ways to make a mold of Meg's boyfriend's penis)
Sammy: Get a milk carton, put his penis in, and then poor in plaster of paris!
Me: Yeah but, how would you get it out? I mean once it hardened, couldn't that hurt, pullling it out?
Sammy: Oh yeah...
Erin: and you have to figure out some way to keep him hard the whole time.
Me: I don't know. Just lick his asshole
(laughter)
Sammy: Another thing you could do is papier maché...
Meg: Or Jell-o!
Me: Mmmmmmm jell-o penis....
(Nicole meanwhile, sculpts a penis out of bluw play-doh)
Nicole: Lookie!!
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I've been sadly neglectful of your blog, otherwise I would have told you earlier: Shockingly enough, there are kits for that. I saw it on some show that Bam Margera was on, I don't remember which one it was now though.
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